1. I would be if I wasn't perfect in every way.
2. Though I concede that sunshine doesn't shine out of my ass like it clearly does for Omni. Must be nice to not need a night light when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
1. Hilarious
2. Admitting your faults, even publicly, and working on them does show weakness but also shows humanity and commitment to improvement. I try to follow this in my personal life, to admittedly varying results.