Jason Kenney's snitch line for ratting out tree huggers:
submissions@albertainquiry.ca
So I sent them a message:
Hi,
I'd like to hug a pipeline. Can you tell me where I can find one that is willing and not too demanding? I don't want any kinky stuff. I'm just a wholesome Christian pipeline hugger, not down with reverse pipelining or any leaky messy fluid stuff. I just love the feel of a strong pipeline in the morning when the dew is sparkling and the manly and virile pipeline-Daddy stretches as far as I can see. I crawl and lick and rub and .... ohohOHOHOHOHOHAAAAAHHHHHHHahahahahmmmmmm.
The fantasies are awesome ... but pleeeeeeeezzz I want real pipeline love ... more more more... ohohohohohOHOHOHOHOHAAAAAHHHHHHHahahahahmmmmmm
Oh pleeeezzzzz!!!
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Not the real me.
Somebody must have hacked my email!
Lol
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