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Beyond Politics => General Discussion => Topic started by: Pinus or Vid or...????? on May 23, 2019, 04:38:39 am
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Not sure what turns your crank. Also not sure what is accepted here, but I thought I would start a thread on interesting stories.
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A few years back in Red Deer, I was at a club called "Whiskey 7." I had just arrived in the city for a job, and was having drinks with a couple of roommates. We got pretty tanked. Needless to say about closing time, I meet this smoking hot woman about 25. She was as drunk as me. I recall she asked me if I wanted to go with her to get some Pizza at the Pizza 73 a block away. All I remember is walking with her in the same direction away from the club, as I was in no condition to drive.
I blacked out. The next thig I recall is waking up with a hangover, and we were in my bed naked. She was somewhat embarrassed and hungover too. For the life of me, I cannot remember arriving home, or inviting her in, but judging y her confused look, neither does she. I assume we slept together, since we were naked, but I have had several blackouts, so I never know....
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I thought you said 'interesting' stories.
Basically you got blind drunk and had a tryst in blackout. I didn't think my sexual history was worth telling. Now I do. Thanks.
Here's the thread btw, do a search next time: https://canadianpoliticalevents.createaforum.com/general-discussion/sex-culture/
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I thought you said 'interesting' stories.
Basically you got blind drunk and had a tryst in blackout. I didn't think my sexual history was worth telling. Now I do. Thanks.
Here's the thread btw, do a search next time: https://canadianpoliticalevents.createaforum.com/general-discussion/sex-culture/
Define interesting ;)
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Define interesting ;)
I know it when I see it.
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And I do think that you can be interesting so take this as a challenge. What's the REAL interesting story, ie. Your cousin Ian, fumbling in the hayloft...
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One time when I was waitressing, I gave a 42 year old woman an over-the-knee birthday spanking...
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Last week I had sex with a goat. I didn't think i'd like but you'd be surprised. Also, Goat's milk isn't actually milk.
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One time when I was really drunk, and one of the only times I was at a gay bar for a friends birthday, I received fellatio from a transgender in a washroom stall.
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I think that was me. Gary?
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One time when I was really drunk, and one of the only times I was at a gay bar for a friends birthday, I received fellatio from a transgender in a washroom stall.
Wow. Seriously ?
I was thinking that we weren't going to get any good stories.
My image here is similar to my image at work: balanced, objective, empathetic, superior... :D
Would you guys think less of me if I posted stories ?
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Wisely? Not much wisdom in that encounter...
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Top this: former gay **** star. He was still hot as **** (it hadn't been too long before this that he had done the ****).
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Top this: former gay **** star. He was still hot as **** (it hadn't been too long before this that he had done the ****).
You gave a noun - star - with two adjectives - gay, **** - and simile - hot as ****.
But where is the verb ?
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You gave a noun - star - with two adjectives - gay, **** - and simile - hot as ****.
But where is the verb ?
The verb is delightfully implied. ;)
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I think it would have been awesome to be gay in my 20s. My gay friends and gay cousin always smile when they remember those years.
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I think it would have been awesome to be gay in my 20s. My gay friends and gay cousin always smile when they remember those years.
any different from straights fondly recalling early years... simpler times when striking relationships meant more than adherence to social norms; even if youth/inexperience often aggrandizes the memories
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any different from straights fondly recalling early years... simpler times when striking relationships meant more than adherence to social norms; even if youth/inexperience often aggrandizes the memories
Not a sexy quote.
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I had one of those once-in-a-lifetime type experiences. I've only told a couple of people because I prefer not to be judged about it. But yeah.....a great memory ;)
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I had one of those once-in-a-lifetime type experiences. I've only told a couple of people because I prefer not to be judged about it. But yeah.....a great memory ;)
Less vague, please.
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Less vague, please.
I skipped threesome and went directly to foursome. It was spontaneous and consensual.
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I skipped threesome and went directly to foursome. It was spontaneous and consensual.
:o Well I don't think less of you but how could that be spontaneous ? Some kind of planning is needed for a group of that size.
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:o Well I don't think less of you but how could that be spontaneous ? Some kind of planning is needed for a group of that size.
2 of us planned to be together, I guess......but yes, it was spontaneous.
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well, I tried one (3some) once, but the logistics were a bit complicated for some reason.
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I skipped threesome and went directly to foursome. It was spontaneous and consensual.
Is it just me or do I see 3 guys serving you cucumbers and dip and manicuring you and doing your hair. You are talking about being in a health spa right?
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well, I tried one (3some) once, but the logistics were a bit complicated for some reason.
Please do not tell us how you got your name on this forum.
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Please do not tell us how you got your name on this forum.
At least it's not Colon Blow
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I saw a movie like that. It was a female receiving double anal. I honestly do not know how they do it. I'm under the assumption opiates are involved.
It appears our friend Vid is back, multiple accounts this time.
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Please do not tell us how you got your name on this forum.
;D funny....
Actually, there was this "commercial" on SNL a long time ago for a kind of cereal: "It takes 50 bowls of Total to equal the fiber in new Super Colon Blow".
And my name is Colin (KAH-linh) which some people pronounce instead as KOH-linh (like Colin Powell for instance). So it makes a phun pun pronounced the latter way.
Nothing to do with my "delightfully implied" verb above.
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https://www.omgyes.com
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What's wrong, Michael? You're more of a "WTF, no!" type guy?
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What's wrong, Michael? You're more of a "WTF, no!" type guy?
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Sorry I think I meant to 'like' this one.
Anyway, after realizing that 1/2 of MLW lurks over here I have stepped back on writing about sexual matters. If you want my opinion on this topic, folks, PM me and I'll tell you all.
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Dr Jen Gunter is a well-known Canadian gynecologist. She's known for publicly blasting bogus "women's health" snake oil like Gwyneth Paltrow's jade "egg" that goes in your vag1na. She's known as "Twitter's gynecologist" for her no-nonsense approach to blasting myths and bad science floating around regarding women's health issues.
She has a book coming out, "The Vag1na Bible", but her publisher was unable to promote the book on Twitter and Facebook because the ads included the title of the book, which was flagged as "inappropriate."
After a wave of negative publicity, Twitter and Facebook reinstated the ads. Twitter blamed the snafu on a combination of human error and policy regarding ad placement for adult products. Facebook says they will do an internal investigation into what happened.
Twitter is a platform where Jessica Yaniv was able to brag about her "tight pu$$y" and make disgusting insults about Lindsay Shepard's "loose vag1na" without sanction, but ads for an educational book by an actual doctor were banned because they used a medical term in the title.
Maybe the problem is that when you have a platform where most of the employees are 20something dude-bros, misogyny is a pretty much inevitable outcome.
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-49500822
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Ironic that you had to circumvent censorship here about it
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Well, pen1s is equally censored, so at least it's equal opportunity. ;)
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Dr Jen Gunter is a well-known Canadian gynecologist. She's known for publicly blasting bogus "women's health" snake oil like Gwyneth Paltrow's jade "egg" that goes in your vag1na. She's known as "Twitter's gynecologist" for her no-nonsense approach to blasting myths and bad science floating around regarding women's health issues.
the waldo is aware... and posted a twitter thread of Ms. Gunter's in regards abortion. The anti-crew ignored the post - they were too caught up in casting pro-choice persons as morality lacking bad/evil doers - right member Pooner?
Simple solution, doctors won't do abortions after 24 weeks unless medically necessary, don't allow the gender to be revealed until after 24 weeks.
member wilber! Still waiting for your stats/numbers on 'sex-selection abortions' in Canada... still waiting...
please stop your mansplaining and have a dose of reality:
(https://i.imgur.com/SVFt6jm.png)
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Shucks this was supposed to be a light thread... :-\
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the waldo is aware... and posted a twitter thread of Ms. Gunter's in regards abortion. The anti-crew ignored the post - they were too caught up in casting pro-choice persons as morality lacking bad/evil doers - right member Pooner?
That's me! Yeah those were good times.
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Dr Jen Gunter is a well-known Canadian gynecologist. She's known as "Twitter's gynecologist" for her no-nonsense approach to blasting myths and bad science floating around regarding women's health issues.
She has a book coming out, "The Vag1na Bible", but her publisher was unable to promote the book on Twitter and Facebook because the ads included the title of the book, which was flagged as "inappropriate."
After a wave of negative publicity, Twitter and Facebook reinstated the ads. Twitter blamed the snafu on a combination of human error and policy regarding ad placement for adult products. Facebook says they will do an internal investigation into what happened.
vaginaRules! Take that Jordon Peterson... (https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1168158075984867328)
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vaginaRules! Take that Jordon Peterson... (https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1168158075984867328)
Does her book have any pictures of actual vaginas in it? Let me know, might be interested in purchasing.
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vaginaRules! Take that Jordon Peterson... (https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1168158075984867328)
Also, I support her book. It's a sexual education book. The more people who are educated about sexual matters, the less unwanted pregnancies and abortions there will be, which every single human being should agree is a good thing regardless of political views.
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Does her book have any pictures of actual vaginas in it? Let me know, might be interested in purchasing.
Did you neglect to take a look around on the way out?
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Did you neglect to take a look around on the way out?
LOL. Well my memory is a bit foggy from those days. :P
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the waldo is aware... and posted a twitter thread of Ms. Gunter's in regards abortion. The anti-crew ignored the post - they were too caught up in casting pro-choice persons as morality lacking bad/evil doers - right member Pooner?
That's me! Yeah those were good times.
be loud & proud of your casting pro-choice persons as morality lacking, bad/evil doers... as well as your comparison of abortion to the Holocaust/slavery... wear it... loud & proud!
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I've ordered pins!