Get caught masturbating on a Zoom call?
Roll out of bed to check your work email, then immediately roll back into bed for another hour of zzz's?
Complete a big business deal on the can?
Lose a big business deal on the can and throw your hot feces at the bathroom wall in rage?
Develop an inappropriate sexual relationship with Cortana the Windows 10 assistant?
Retired and don't know what i'm talking and spend your days trying to masturbate like you did when you were 17?
Coworker not replying to your emails promptly and you wonder if they're off busy masturbating again?
Learned to type with 1 hand in order to masturbate while working?
Can't stop talking about mazturbation?