Yeah sadly those military bases, especially of old, had very poor educational facilities beyond the basic ABC's. But hey, you probably don't need spellchecker much eh.
Real men don't get all anguished and stressed out about spelling. Real men can punch a shark to a standstill and tame a wildcat with their bare hands (or a woman, who are kind of similar in a lot of ways)
You have an earring, don't you.
And a man bun.