Canadian Politics Today

Not bad.

But personally I think that booze is the source of all of our problems. If it wasn't for booze, we wouldn't have so many drunk drivers driving around killing people. We wouldn't need so many cops on the street shooting everybody. If we didn't have booze, people would be healthier and healthcare costs would go down. We could lower taxes or spend more money on making other things more affordable.  Education would be more affordable, because students would spend their money on books and tuition instead of wasting it in bars. We wouldn't have so many single-parent families because we wouldn't have all these drunk chicks going out and getting pregnant. Families wouldn't break up because people wouldn't argue. Booze is a big source of conflict in families and a major contributor to domestic violence. Booze is a major contributor to violence, period. Booze also fuels crime. We wouldn't have so many people out robbing liquor stores if there weren't any liquor stores to rob. We wouldn't have people committing robberies so that they can afford to fuel their booze habit.  People are drinking too much and fighting too much and wasting too much money on liquor.  We shouldn't be legalizing pot, we should be banning booze. We need to learn from our Muslim and Mormon and Scientologist friends, who have said "enough!"  We should form an Upright Citizens Brigade and take direct action to shut down the booze industry. Picketing outside bars and liquor stores, or maybe even something more dramatic. We need to stop this epidemic, the sooner the better!



 -k