Canadian Politics Today

I hear this sort of thing a lot, from guys who are jealous that I get more chicks than they do.

Speak for yourself, blondie. I'm a lesbian on the inside, you know.

Don't give up, Argus. You plant that kale and bring the Lord into your heart, and you'll find someone.

 -k

You know what your problem is, Kimmy? You just don't understand women like I do.

That's merely an aspirational goal, not a topic.

I see you recognize double entendre. I may have been selling you short.

If my current relationship doesn't work out, I've already decided to go lesbian.  I'm not even kidding.

I think literally every girl says that.  It's part of their innate irrationality. 

Harvey Weinstein is a great man who has produced many remarkable films. He co-founded Miramax studios, and produced a number of great films, among which was Sex, Lies and Videotape. Which is ironic, since now he's being assailed just for being a guy. It's not easy being a guy in this politically correct world. Especially if you're a guy who has lots of young, hot actresses sticking their boobs in your face every day asking for work.

Hollywood has a history of being full of whores, and ugly old guys in power have always taken advantage of that. Seems fair to me. The young hotty gets a role she wouldn't otherwise have gotten. The old ugly guy gets a hotty he couldn't otherwise have ever touched. Score on both sides.

But as Bill Burr pointed out, there's an epidemic of gold digging whores around, and no man with power and money is safe. It's sad to see a talented man brought low.

I totally agree.  I was reading about that reporter who complained about him trapping her in the kitchen and masturbating in front of him.  What a snowflake!  Which one of us hasn't seen someone masturbate into a potted plant?  Where I work we call that any given Tuesday afternoon.

Instead of getting huffy, maybe she should actually show a little gratitude that he invited her over in the first place, gave her an interview, and hey, showed that he thought she was attractive. I mean, a lot of women never get men showing how attractive they think they are (because they're not) and there was certainly no disputing the sincerity of his compliment! If that happened to me I'd look in the mirror afterward and say "Man! I must be sooo hot!"