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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2017, 12:17:27 am »
Kimmy and SJ, you two are killing me, too funny.

Kimmy wins though, you can't beat her SJ, sorry.  :)

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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2017, 09:49:17 am »
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This might sound prejudiced, but being from Alberta my experience is that cowboy hats are mostly worn by poseurs. You find somebody wearing a cowboy hat, you usually find you're dealing with some Calgary cowboy who wears his cowboy hat and his little bolo tie, and cowboy boots that have never walked on dirt. He's probably got some fancy tight-fitting blue-jeans with embroidery on the ass pockets. He's probably got a fancy button-up shirt and he's got pipe-cleaner arms in the sleeves. He's probably a commercial real-estate developer who drives a $57,000 pick-up truck that's never been off pavement. He's probably on a 3 hour martini lunch break, and he's probably drinking girlie drinks.

You forgot the white Oakleys.  Embroidery on the ass pockets is useless without the white Oakleys to complete the ensemble.
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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2017, 11:51:31 pm »
Kimmy and SJ, you two are killing me, too funny.

Kimmy wins though, you can't beat her SJ, sorry.  :)

Based on the angry he responses received, I have to concede defeat to Sir John. He was clearly the more effective troll.

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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2017, 01:20:06 am »
Based on the angry he responses received, I have to concede defeat to Sir John. He was clearly the more effective troll.

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Oh well, I was giving points on cleverness and humor, not angry responses, but I suppose I was scoring the wrong things for a troll.  May I suggest attacking LGBT or no-kill animal shelters next time? 

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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2017, 02:17:11 pm »
Well, the important thing is that you both think they're lower order humans.  Got it.

No, no! You have it all wrong. Do you not know this stuff? Aren't you supposed to be a man!? I bet you don't even have a gun, or even a sword!

Women are to be cherished, pampered, provided for, like a loving pet, like, say, a collie. Collies are a bit high strung, at times, but they have long beautiful hair. And if you pet them and cuddle them they'll lick you all over and love you forever.

I think Muslims tend to think of their women more as livestock. And much like sheep farmers, are kind of embarrassed about the things they do to them when no one is looking, which is why they want to hide them away.
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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2017, 02:19:20 pm »
Yeah sadly those military bases, especially of old, had very poor educational facilities beyond the basic ABC's. But hey, you probably don't need spellchecker much eh.

Real men don't get all anguished and stressed out about spelling. Real men can punch a shark to a standstill and tame a wildcat with their bare hands (or a woman, who are kind of similar in a lot of ways)

You have an earring, don't you.
And a man bun.
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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2017, 02:30:07 pm »
Well, I have to agree with you here.  I'm sure I wouldn't have turned homo if modern men weren't so lame.  I'd probably be making babies. But when you look around and see all these skinny hipsters with the man-bun and the lumberjack beards, can you really blame me?

How could I blame you when I'd way rather be cuddling up to a cute girl than some hairy bastard with dangling bits myself? But you're not gay. You're just confused. It's because you've been exposed to too many girlymen. Have you ever dated a real man? A man who can chew glass and carpet tacks and crap them out without even flinching? Those are the real men you need! One time will be all it will take to send you fleeing from those leather bars, and swearing off those overweight girls with brush cuts and mustaches forever.

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If you get a chance, watch a documentary called "Fight Club", about a guy named Tyler Durden who started a club for men trying to rediscover masculinity. It's really fascinating.

Those weren't real men, Kimmy. And that wasn't a real documentary. I understand that blondes get confused about such things, but the real clue is that Ed Norton didn't have a single hair on his chest. Real men have hairy chests, Kimmy, like bears and lesbians (which is why you were tempted to the dark side in your confusion).

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This might sound prejudiced, but being from Alberta my experience is that cowboy hats are mostly worn by poseurs. You find somebody wearing a cowboy hat, you usually find you're dealing with some Calgary cowboy who wears his cowboy hat and his little bolo tie, and cowboy boots that have never walked on dirt.

You aren't mistaken there about city cowboys. You need to get yourself a country cowboy like that Roy Moore fellow in Alabama, a strong, sexy man who'll set you right! And he does look fine in a cowboy hat!

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Ok so first off, steer clear of the Russian mail order brides. She will stay with you just long enough to get legal status in Canada. Then she will be out the door (probably with everything she can carry, plus anything she can embezzle out of your bank accounts.

A little spanking will set her aright and show her who's boss. She'll mind her Ps and Qs after that. Women like that sort of thing. It lets them know where boundaries are. It's like taming a good horse. Put the lash to them if they get out of line and they'll know who's master and be happier for it.

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Steer clear of the Russian girls. If you are longing for a peaceful easy feeling, you should find yourself a nice Filipino or Laotian girl.  You know why the care homes are full of Filipino care aides?  Because they're loving and caring (and willing to work for $11/hour.) I hear nothing but good things.

Well, there is that, but I mean, if we're to preserve the 'species' we need to stick to proper racial mixes.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2017, 02:37:54 pm by SirJohn »
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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2017, 02:41:40 pm »
You have an earring, don't you.
And a man bun.

Hey you're free to wear whatever kind of jewelry and hairdo that you want to. I bet you got teased a bit on the military base though.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2017, 02:48:47 pm by JMT »

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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2017, 09:25:43 am »
Real men don't get all anguished and stressed out about spelling. Real men can punch a shark to a standstill and tame a wildcat with their bare hands (or a woman, who are kind of similar in a lot of ways)

You have an earring, don't you.
And a man bun.


hahhaah, totally picturing the man-bun.  And one of those weird hipster beards.

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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2017, 09:26:04 am »
Hey you're free to wear whatever kind of jewelry and hairdo that you want to. I bet you got teased a bit on the military base though.

quiet, man-bun.  Grown-ups talking.

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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2017, 09:29:13 am »
How could I blame you when I'd way rather be cuddling up to a cute girl than some hairy bastard with dangling bits myself? But you're not gay. You're just confused. It's because you've been exposed to too many girlymen. Have you ever dated a real man? A man who can chew glass and carpet tacks and crap them out without even flinching? Those are the real men you need! One time will be all it will take to send you fleeing from those leather bars, and swearing off those overweight girls with brush cuts and mustaches forever.

I hear this sort of thing a lot, from guys who are jealous that I get more chicks than they do.

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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2017, 10:26:48 am »
The downfall of Western civilization began with so-called womens liberation. This begat the destruction of the nuclear family and the rise in crime, violence and corruption. Women were convinced to sacrifice their children's health and happiness for a 'career', which mostly wound up consisting of being cashiers at Wal-mart or low level administrative clerks. Now women had less and less time to look after children, so had fewer and fewer children. There are so few that we now need to import people from other races which have not been as heavily emasculated as ours, and which still have children.

The population decrease in western countries isn't women's fault.  Women have a right to work just as men do.  When women entered the workforce in droves, why didn't more men choose to be stay-at-home dads?  So you could equally argue it's men's fault.  It's equally the choice of men & women not to stay at home & raise kids.  You also have to factor the birth control revolution.  Not wanting to have 8 kids isn't women's fault.  Women take pills so they can control how many children they want while couples can still enjoy sex for fun.
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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2017, 10:55:17 am »
The population decrease in western countries isn't women's fault.  Women have a right to work just as men do.  When women entered the workforce in droves, why didn't more men choose to be stay-at-home dads?  So you could equally argue it's men's fault?  It's equally the choice of men & women not to stay at home & raise kids.  You also have to factor the birth control revolution.  Not wanting to have 8 kids isn't women's fault.  Women take pills so they can control how many children they want while couples can still enjoy sex for fun.

I think this thread is satire.

I hope so anyways.   :D
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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2017, 02:30:41 pm »
Women take pills so they can control how many children they want while couples can still enjoy sex for fun.
Family sizes were shrinking well before contraceptive was widely available. It has more to do with the shift from agriculture society to industrial society, as well as the decline in infant mortality.

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Re: Weekend Trolling.
« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2017, 09:12:19 pm »
What the ****.  You derailed the trolling thread by posting non-trolling content. Nice going, jerks!

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