Canadian Politics Today

Back when I was heterosexual,  I accidentally placed a knee upon a vulnerable area of my special guy's anatomy.  I felt really badly about it.

I find it oddly endearing that men are so anatomically vulnerable in this way.  They are strong, they are courageous, they are warriors and providers... and yet, they are vulnerable. Were I still heterosexual, I'd protect my special guy's anatomy as best I could, and would examine regularly for any trace of cancer or tumor.

I find it weird that blows to the testicles are the height of lowbrow comedy.


Idiocracy, the world's first precognitive documentary:


  -k