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Offline Gorgeous Graham

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« on: December 22, 2017, 11:20:23 pm »
So many skin folds, so little time!

How did humans run around hunting boar 100k years ago prior to tighty underwears and that junk flopping everywhere?  How painful!

All those veins inside there...where do they all go?  What do they do?

Where is my sperm sitting right now?  Is it inside the nuts or swimming around in my ball fluid?

Why do balls have to be cold to produce sperm?  That's weird!

Women have their balls inside their bodies and ours are on the outside...NOT FAIR!

Why are testies so damn ugly?  What's uglier, testicles or a ****?

Why do we have 2 balls?  WHy not one really big one?  Why not 3?

Were jelly beans modelled after the exact shape of man-nuts?

Testicles are a funny name, how'd the come up with that!
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Offline kimmy

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2017, 12:17:45 am »
Back when I was heterosexual,  I accidentally placed a knee upon a vulnerable area of my special guy's anatomy.  I felt really badly about it.

I find it oddly endearing that men are so anatomically vulnerable in this way.  They are strong, they are courageous, they are warriors and providers... and yet, they are vulnerable. Were I still heterosexual, I'd protect my special guy's anatomy as best I could, and would examine regularly for any trace of cancer or tumor.

I find it weird that blows to the testicles are the height of lowbrow comedy.

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Offline bcsapper

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2017, 10:31:07 am »
Even really, really tough guys...
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