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Offline kimmy

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TERRIFYING ENCOUNTER WITH THE ISLAMS!!!
« on: May 24, 2017, 09:14:28 pm »
I spent the long weekend in beautiful Edmonton, Alberta, attending a big event.

While there, I had a few spare hours so I went to West Edmonton Mall for some shopping and nostalgia.  I took a stroll down "Bourbon Street", a section of the mall dolled up to look like an evening street scene, with each restaurant and bar along the way done up to look like a street front. It's dimly lit.

As I neared the far end, there was a dark figure before me. It wore a dark hood, a dark robe, and was brandishing a FREAKING LIGHT-SABRE.

Honest truth, I was 100% convinced that it was THE DARK LORD OF THE SITH standing before me. My heart stopped.


A few moments later, as I stood there with my mouth open, my eyes adjusted to the light and my brain finally processed what was going on.

It was a Muslim woman, with a black hood and robes.  The "light-sabre" was actually a long brush with a shiny metal handle that reflected the light brightly. She wasn't brandishing a light-sabre at me, she was removing dust from some glass panels.   Never the less, for about 15 seconds I was fucking terrified.   


Intentional or not, it was a great Star Wars "cos-play".


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Offline kimmy

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Re: TERRIFYING ENCOUNTER WITH THE ISLAMS!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2017, 09:17:06 pm »
Seriously, it was fucking terrifying.

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Re: TERRIFYING ENCOUNTER WITH THE ISLAMS!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2017, 08:36:10 am »
I'm sorry, I laughed.  Glad you survived the encounter though.

Love the clickbait headline!

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Re: TERRIFYING ENCOUNTER WITH THE ISLAMS!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2017, 05:15:58 pm »
This story would have been a more original plot than The Force Awakens.
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