Since everything has gone completely ridiculous this season, I hope they give us a "Who's the Daddy?" scene featuring Cersei, Jaime, Euron, and Ser Jerrald of House Springer.
Ser Jerrald: "The Queen Regent is knocked up again! But who's the daddy? Cersei Lannister, come on out!"
Cersei takes a seat, and smirks as the studio audience jeers.
Ser Jerrald: "Cersei has been with two men recently. One of them is her own brother! Jaime Lannister, come on out!"
crowd jeers as Jaime takes his seat.
Ser Jerrald: "But Cersei has also been seeing the Lord of the Seas, Euron Greyjoy!"
crowd boos and hisses as Euron arrives, taunting the audience with a "raise the roof" jesture before taking his seat.
Ser Jerrald: "Anything to say to Jaime, Euron?"
Euron: "Jaime! I've been banging your sister! How do ya like that?"
the crowd goes wild as Jaime flips his chair and charges at Euron, only to be held back by the security goldcloaks.
Ser Jerrald: "Settle down, Jaime! Anything to say to Euron?"
Jaime: "I've already had three babies with her! You've been shooting blanks all these years. Hope you enjoyed my sloppy seconds."
the audience goes wild as Euron flips his chair and charges at Jaime, only to be held back by the security goldcloaks.
Ser Jerrald: "alright, alright. But Cersei... what can you tell us about this whole situation?"
Cersei: "Pregnant? I can't recall ever saying I was pregnant."
total chaos breaks out; everybody is flipping chairs, security goldcloaks are frantically trying to break up the brawl as Ser Jerrald waves farewell to the audience.
-k