Please do not tell us how you got your name on this forum.
funny....
Actually, there was this "commercial" on SNL a long time ago for a kind of cereal: "It takes 50 bowls of Total to equal the fiber in new Super Colon Blow".
And my name is Colin (KAH-linh) which some people pronounce instead as KOH-linh (like Colin Powell for instance). So it makes a phun pun pronounced the latter way.
Nothing to do with my "delightfully implied" verb above.