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Offline Pinus or Vid or...?????

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Sexual Culture
« on: May 23, 2019, 04:38:39 am »
Not sure what turns your crank.  Also not sure what is accepted here, but I thought I would start a thread on interesting stories.
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2019, 04:43:14 am »
A few years back in Red Deer, I was at a club called "Whiskey 7." I had just arrived in the city for a job, and was having drinks with a couple of roommates. We got pretty tanked. Needless to say about closing time, I meet this smoking hot woman about 25.  She was as drunk as me. I recall she asked me if I wanted to go with her to get some Pizza at the Pizza 73 a block away.  All I remember is walking with her in the same direction away from the club, as I was in no condition to drive.

I blacked out. The next thig I recall is waking up with a hangover, and we were in my bed naked. She was somewhat embarrassed and hungover too. For the life of me, I cannot remember arriving home, or inviting her in, but judging y her confused look, neither does she. I assume we slept together, since we were naked, but I have had several blackouts, so I never know....
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2019, 05:41:12 am »
I thought you said 'interesting' stories.

Basically you got blind drunk and had a tryst in blackout.  I didn't think my sexual history was worth telling.  Now I do.  Thanks.

Here's the thread btw, do a search next time: https://canadianpoliticalevents.createaforum.com/general-discussion/sex-culture/
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2019, 06:14:53 am »
I thought you said 'interesting' stories.

Basically you got blind drunk and had a tryst in blackout.  I didn't think my sexual history was worth telling.  Now I do.  Thanks.

Here's the thread btw, do a search next time: https://canadianpoliticalevents.createaforum.com/general-discussion/sex-culture/

Define interesting ;)
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2019, 06:39:36 am »
Define interesting ;)

I know it when I see it.

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2019, 06:41:53 am »
And I do think that you can be interesting so take this as a challenge.  What's the REAL interesting story, ie. Your cousin Ian, fumbling in the hayloft...

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2019, 11:03:09 pm »
One time when I was waitressing, I gave a 42 year old woman an over-the-knee birthday spanking...

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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2019, 11:54:50 pm »
Last week I had sex with a goat.  I didn't think i'd like but you'd be surprised.  Also, Goat's milk isn't actually milk.
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Re: Sexual Culture
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2019, 12:02:00 am »
One time when I was really drunk, and one of the only times I was at a gay bar for a friends birthday, I received fellatio from a transgender in a washroom stall.
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2019, 12:21:21 am »
I think that was me.  Gary?
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2019, 05:59:47 am »
One time when I was really drunk, and one of the only times I was at a gay bar for a friends birthday, I received fellatio from a transgender in a washroom stall.

Wow.  Seriously ?

I was thinking that we weren't going to get any good stories. 

My image here is similar to my image at work: balanced, objective, empathetic, superior... :D

Would you guys think less of me if I posted stories ?

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2019, 10:20:37 am »
Wisely?  Not much wisdom in that encounter...

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Re: Sexual Culture
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2019, 03:28:52 pm »
Top this: former gay **** star. He was still hot as **** (it hadn't been too long before this that he had done the ****).
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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2019, 07:59:22 pm »
Top this: former gay **** star. He was still hot as **** (it hadn't been too long before this that he had done the ****).

You gave a noun - star - with two adjectives - gay, **** - and simile - hot as ****.

But where is the verb ?

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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2019, 01:22:15 am »
You gave a noun - star - with two adjectives - gay, **** - and simile - hot as ****.

But where is the verb ?

The verb is delightfully implied.   ;)
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