hey hey hey it's me it's the kay eye double emm why
if you see me postin here it means I'm probbly high
I get more pu$$y than any man ever seen
and I still party like it's 2019.
I love Mikaru like pastry loves filling
Mikey don't like movies that ain't set in office buildings.
Bubber M be list'nin to his crazy jazz tunes,
fifty gigs of bebop music fillin up his Zune.
I'm always down with Coonlight but you know he ain't really black.
I always razz the waldo because Justin's really wack.
wilber and Squidward they've got a million famous watches,
cybercoma he be sippin on them super high end Scotches.
Super Colin Blow he be a Yankee but he post here anyway,
talkin bout the books he reading and the music that he play.
Here's a shout out to our friend the segnosaurus
he walk softly and he carry a thesaurus.
eyeball he live on a boat, he live the life aquatic.
maybe someday he set sail for islands temperate and exotic.
waldo mad at Sqiddy cuz he a moji-con abuser
I feel sad for Dia cuz she drive a PT Cruiser.
What is the dumb tag anyway,
is it brick or empty box?
I think better pour myself
another bourbon on the rocks.
Black Dog and the Shade Man wave their dicks up in the air,
BC Cheque be stressing, she be pullin' out her hair.
Remember Timmy G and Argus,
and Pete F and msj and Goddess.
And Jimmy T from Waterhen who run the general store.
I miss our friends who don't come round here and post here anymore.
World War Three is happnin and we still dealin with the plague
The future seems uncertain but evrything seems vague.
Every day more bad news,
fires plagues floods and freedom trucks.
The news it is depressing
and the outlook surely sucks.
Right now it seem like evrything is goin down the chute.
But in these darkest times remember: We. Are. Groot.
-k