You can certainly get sporty/luxury if you are willing to pay for it. Even sporty/luxury/SUV's.
True, there's even luxury minivans, though that's like the antithesis of a middle age crisis car. I've been looking at sedans -- Tesla, Lexus and BMW.
I've always thought that spending a lot on a car is stupid, I don't know why I'm getting this urge now. I work two days a week outside the house and generally don't leave my neighbourhood other than a road trip once or twice a year.
I will likely just buy a lower end model of something nice. It's fun to window shop for now.