My kid just came to me out of nowhere...
MOM!
What is it?
I think I'm trans.
Oh, ok, how long have you known?
About a month.
Oh ok. (eye roll in my head)
Ok?
No, I mean, cool, I guess there were some signs. Wait, I thought you're bi, is that gone?
No, I'm bi and trans, you can do that.
Of course. Well, cool. I always wished I could be a dude, but I'd be really short.
Seriously, that's your concern?
No, I just didn't know what else to say. I'm happy for you and support you. The son I never had.
I would've been more supportive, but somehow I don't think she's really trans. And if she is, cool. Short or whatnot.