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Offline MH

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« Reply #1125 on: April 08, 2020, 04:44:26 pm »
New this week...

Easy still getting cuter
People still dying
We're in counselling now
My job isn't better but I stopped caring, and my boss Miss Ling didn't notice... And instead complimented how I have been doing
I am gaining weight

What else is new ?
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« Reply #1126 on: April 08, 2020, 05:40:06 pm »
New this week:

- I'm also gaining weight, but starting to exercise
- I'm really bored and sleeping more
- The internet and TV bore me, but the government has banned all activities besides internet and TV
- I've watched every movie ever made
- I haven't been laid off, which is a good thing
- Life is boring
- I try to go for walks outside, but sometimes they are boring
- I masturbate more often now, due to boredom
- My mother says I'm handsome and that i'm an essential service
- I illegally downloaded Avengers: Endgame but probably won't watch it.  But I saw it at the theatre.  It was good.
- I want to start a Fight Club
I can tell how good of a person you are by how you treat the people you disagree with.
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Offline Bubbermiley

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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #1127 on: April 08, 2020, 06:11:06 pm »
New this week.

Open the Floodway! It's a FLOOD!
But only 4 new covid cases today in Manitoba. Active cases actually going down.

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« Reply #1128 on: April 08, 2020, 07:43:41 pm »
I'm on my last day of quarantine. 

Working from home is hard. I am not getting as much done as I would at work.  Our office is open again tomorrow, but only those who need to be in the office will be there.  I will continue working from home, as will most of the people I work directly with. Alpha Minion, Beta Minion, Milton Minion, and a couple of others will be in the office, but I won't. I miss being with my coworkers.

I went out for a walk Monday night, at a spot that Lindsey and I like to go for walks together. And who shows up? Lindsey.  So we went for a walk, not together but 6 feet apart. Six feet felt like a very long way away.  We tried phone sex for the first time this weekend... I'm not really a talker, so it's not my sort of thing, but it was pretty good.  It wasn't cheesy like I thought it was going to be. Instead of attempting to describe stuff, it ended up being us talking about the things we love about being with each other for an hour and a half.  Tomorrow we're back together and we're going to have in-person sex for at least 8 hours continuously, with maybe a few bathroom breaks.


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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #1129 on: April 08, 2020, 09:21:59 pm »
TMI

...  well...

Unless youíre Graham.... 
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« Reply #1130 on: April 08, 2020, 10:19:10 pm »
. Instead of attempting to describe stuff, it ended up being us talking about the things we love about being with each other for an hour and a half.  Tomorrow we're back together and we're going to have in-person sex for at least 8 hours continuously, with maybe a few bathroom breaks.

I admire this about lesbians.  They can have sex forever.  They don't have d!cks that, like any muscle, can be overused.  Nipples can become chapped though.
I can tell how good of a person you are by how you treat the people you disagree with.

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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #1131 on: April 08, 2020, 11:22:13 pm »
Oh Personal Stuff thread.  Let's see how everyone's doing.

Whoa.  Never mind.
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« Reply #1132 on: April 09, 2020, 05:56:29 am »
I'm glad people can be honest about their sexual lives on here.  I can't find it in myself to do this.

Kimmy's story sounds like a softcore/romcom hybrid movie that simultaneously this at the heartstrings and nether regions simultaneously.

Graham's is like a Mad Magazine/Portnoy's Complaint hybrid, ie. mad magazine with whacking it.  Also viable as a movie.

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« Reply #1133 on: April 09, 2020, 10:58:35 am »
Oh Personal Stuff thread.  Let's see how everyone's doing.

Whoa.  Never mind.

What?  You donít like bass fishing?

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« Reply #1134 on: April 09, 2020, 11:05:06 am »
What?  You donít like bass fishing?

Is that a euphemism ? 
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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #1135 on: April 09, 2020, 11:31:31 am »
I forgot how much nicer this forum is than the other, glad you are all still here and nice to read your more rounded selves.  Thanks to Bubber for a reminder.  Tried to give up both forums, unsuccessfully as usual.  Like trying to leave an exciting, but dysfunctional relationship. 

JP (aka dia, aka dialamah).
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« Reply #1136 on: April 09, 2020, 07:36:55 pm »
Welcome back! :)

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« Reply #1137 on: April 09, 2020, 07:38:57 pm »
I'm glad people can be honest about their sexual lives on here.  I can't find it in myself to do this.

Kimmy's story sounds like a softcore/romcom hybrid movie that simultaneously this at the heartstrings and nether regions simultaneously.

Graham's is like a Mad Magazine/Portnoy's Complaint hybrid, ie. mad magazine with whacking it.  Also viable as a movie.

It sounds like Coonlight's story has a fair amount of tugging as well.

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« Reply #1138 on: April 09, 2020, 11:36:45 pm »
My hairdresser posted a video of some covidiot on facebook.  Against my better judgement I decided to watch because there was something particularly captivating about a beautiful woman spewing insanely stupid ****.

The little voice inside my head kept saying 'just keep scrolling, ignore it, please don't do this' but I couldn't help it.  I had to ask 'do you believe this' to which she replied '100'.

I know she's angry about losing income but Trump hoax, media is the enemy of the people and chem trails is where I draw the line.  I don't know if I need to break up with her.




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« Reply #1139 on: April 09, 2020, 11:56:29 pm »
It sounds like Coonlight's story has a fair amount of tugging as well.

 -k

I see you got the video I sent you.
I can tell how good of a person you are by how you treat the people you disagree with.