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Offline Omni

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« Reply #420 on: November 13, 2018, 11:13:34 pm »
Call her & go for a drink and then have sex with her.
I guess you'll be looking over the fence?
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« Reply #421 on: November 13, 2018, 11:15:01 pm »
And then tell us about it in vivid detail the next day.

Try to get **** pics of this seductress if possible I'd say.
I can tell how good of a person you are by how you treat the people you disagree with.

Offline Gorgeous Graham

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« Reply #422 on: November 13, 2018, 11:18:38 pm »

OMG OMG this might actually be happening!  She gave me her business card for her day job!  I think she wants me to contact her!

OMG OMG what do I do now???

But seriously, maybe wait until thurs or fri and then call her and then go for a drink or fri eve.  The worst case scenario is you have a drink and nothing happens, or she says no & you embarrass yourself.  Best case is love-making.  So doing a cost-benefit analysis, you have to call her.
I can tell how good of a person you are by how you treat the people you disagree with.

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« Reply #423 on: November 14, 2018, 12:18:03 am »

OMG OMG this might actually be happening!  She gave me her business card for her day job!  I think she wants me to contact her!

OMG OMG what do I do now???


 -k

Donít call her for several weeks...  you donít want to seem desperate.  And maybe have some of your coworkers jokes lined up...   the old guy who annoys you...   it sounds like heís got some good stuff there. 
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Offline MH

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« Reply #424 on: November 14, 2018, 05:51:15 am »
And then tell us about it in vivid detail the next day.

No... friends don't actually do this.

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« Reply #425 on: November 14, 2018, 05:53:29 am »
aaaand... back to work today.

Let's see how THIS works.   :D

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« Reply #426 on: November 14, 2018, 07:05:38 am »
No... friends don't actually do this.
He was being facetious.

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« Reply #427 on: November 14, 2018, 10:21:00 am »
But seriously, maybe wait until thurs or fri and then call her and then go for a drink or fri eve.  The worst case scenario is you have a drink and nothing happens, or she says no & you embarrass yourself.  Best case is love-making.  So doing a cost-benefit analysis, you have to call her.

Yes, this sounds like a plan. I will do this.

Donít call her for several weeks...  you donít want to seem desperate.  And maybe have some of your coworkers jokes lined up...   the old guy who annoys you...   it sounds like heís got some good stuff there. 

YES! This is the kind of advice I count on you guys for! Thanks, Squidward!

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Offline SirJohn

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« Reply #428 on: November 14, 2018, 11:54:36 am »
No... friends don't actually do this.

You don't have the right kind of friends.

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Offline MH

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« Reply #429 on: November 14, 2018, 01:29:25 pm »
You don't have the right kind of friends.

I guess I DID, but in grade 6.

Feel free to share SJ sex stories in another thread btw.

Offline ?Impact

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« Reply #430 on: November 14, 2018, 01:30:10 pm »
Donít call her for several weeks...  you donít want to seem desperate.

A couple of days is fine, a couple of weeks says you tried elsewhere and then became desperate.
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« Reply #431 on: November 14, 2018, 02:50:29 pm »
Never more than 7 days should you wait, and 4 is more than enough.

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« Reply #432 on: November 14, 2018, 02:55:17 pm »
I would join the French Foreign Legion without delay...
Time for bed said Zebedee...

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Offline wilber

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« Reply #434 on: November 14, 2018, 04:11:21 pm »
A couple of days is fine, a couple of weeks says you tried elsewhere and then became desperate.

What I remember about dating you could write on the back of a stamp but this makes sense to me.
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