So ankles can support a lot of weight but they don't like being shifted into odd positions. Not sure if mine is sprained or broken, but I'm leaning to the former. The vote is 4-1 for sprained (was 4-2 but I convinced one), but the remaining 1 is a cautious type. And it's easy for her to say 'you should go to ER and have that X-rayed'. She doesn't have to spend hours in a waiting room.
Had to crawl back to the porch, despite someone there who tried to help me stand, then hop up the stairs. Now icing it and have a compression bandage and hoping I an avoid doctors.
I really wish I had a robot body, though.