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Offline kimmy

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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #255 on: October 02, 2018, 01:11:37 am »
"Good morning, young lady!"

 ...

"Whatcha working on?"
(brief summary of my task list)
"The correct answer was: 'same ****, different day.'  HA! HA!"
(blank look)



STALE

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"I can't connect to the network. Why can't I connect to the network?"

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"I can't connect to the network printer. Why can't I connect to the network printer?"

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(cheerful whistling.)

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(cell phone, ringing away on desk, unattended.)

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"Is the wifi down? I can't connect to the wifi. Did somebody forget to pay the electrical bill?"

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"OH HI, HONEY!  I'm here at work! WORKING! That's right! ... Yeah! Remember Tom? I talked to Tom today! He said I should have stayed retired! HA! HA!"



 OLD PEOPLE

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I feel like there must be a tired office humor bingo card that I should have at my desk. If he says "Working hard, or hardly working?" or "Is this a safety meeting? Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt?" I am going to throw my arms in the air and shout "BINGO!!!"


 -k
Masked for your safety.
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