Seriously we are running out of options. I have suggested John (after SirJohn of course) but I haven't tried Vlad or Karl yet.
Waylon, Junior and Declan were all in consideration at some point.
You seem like the type to name a child Xavier, Arlo, Van, Edison, Miller, Holden, Ryder, Van, or Beckett. Then your baby will fit in at Burning Man.