Anyway, everybody's having babies! Babies are excellent.
Grandchildren are the best! My granddaughter just turned four and I just got back from visiting her. Actual conversation we had:
Grandbaby: Come to my room, Grama T-Wow, I will paint your nails.
Me: OK. Do I get to pick a color?
GB: No. I'm going to do rainbow nails.
Me: OK.
GB: **gets a stool**
Me: Is that your toilet stool?
GB YA!
Me: Perfect!
GB: Put your hands flat on it, like this.
Me: Wonderful. I love it.
She has an interesting technique - starts painting at the tip and doesn't stop til she gets to halfway to the first knuckle. Fixes the blobby parts with toilet paper, so I have little bits of TP stuck to them.

Anyways, the service was terrible and the prices were outrageous but I give this nail salon 5 stars.
