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Offline kimmy

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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2018, 11:07:50 pm »
HOW ARE YOU ?

NOT GREAT, BOB


Since breaking up with my beautiful girl I have been trying to build new romantic relationships, and they are all blowing up to varying degrees.


And my doctor has found that my blood pressure is so high that I could blow up at any moment and take a city block with me.  I'm supposed to avoid alcohol, which is unfortunate because my craving to self-medicate is as high as I can remember.


I have been giving my rice-bag a real beating lately.

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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2018, 11:18:37 pm »
NOT GREAT, BOB


Since breaking up with my beautiful girl I have been trying to build new romantic relationships, and they are all blowing up to varying degrees.


And my doctor has found that my blood pressure is so high that I could blow up at any moment and take a city block with me.  I'm supposed to avoid alcohol, which is unfortunate because my craving to self-medicate is as high as I can remember.


I have been giving my rice-bag a real beating lately.

 -k

Here's my advice: yeah maybe cut back on the booze a bit (and boy as I say that I'll admit I'm the pot calling the kettle) and then disregard posts from sir argus. :D

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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2018, 05:42:34 am »

Since breaking up with my beautiful girl I have been trying to build new romantic relationships, and they are all blowing up to varying degrees.

Aw..  Well, you said relationships plural which means you are getting chances.  If you think you are doing something wrong do a big reset and try again ?  Anyway my advice is probably next to useless, good luck.  <3

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my craving to self-medicate is as high as I can remember.
 

I know a few people who have found peace in weed.

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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2018, 06:21:14 am »
I have been giving my rice-bag a real beating lately.

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This is the worst euphemism Iíve ever heard.
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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2018, 09:03:13 am »
This is the worst euphemism Iíve ever heard.

 ???

It's literally a 25 pound bag of rice, that I hang from my ceiling, and tape up my fists, and literally pummel.

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« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2018, 09:09:20 am »
It's literally a 25 pound bag of rice, that I hang from my ceiling, and tape up my fists, and literally pummel.

That sounds like a big mess awaiting to happen

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« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2018, 09:34:28 am »
Relationships are hard.  We've been together almost 3 years and I still sometimes fantasize about being single again.
There's advantages to both. 
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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2018, 09:36:25 am »
I'm going to spend the rest of the day worrying about what "beating my rice bag" is supposed to be a euphemism for.

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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2018, 07:26:05 pm »
Jesus....   get your **** together people....    youíre all relatively healthy, working and living in a western democracy!   Thank your frickiní lucky stars every day that youíre here to enjoy it! 

I bought another boat.  This one packs away small and can get into nooks and crannies in almost any weather and I donít have to paddle it.  I still have my canoe, but I scared myself with the conditions I went out in, so now got something powered and safer.  Will take the canoe out on smaller lakes on calmer days. 

This boat will get me to the end of Buttle Lake in a gale. 

I want to get a sailing kayak and get rid of the canoe. 

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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2018, 07:49:13 pm »
???

It's literally a 25 pound bag of rice, that I hang from my ceiling, and tape up my fists, and literally pummel.

 -k

thats an awesome idea!  save some money lol

i think you and i would get along just swell lol
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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2018, 07:53:17 pm »
I'm going to spend the rest of the day worrying about what "beating my rice bag" is supposed to be a euphemism for.

I thought rice bag was an odd thing to call your lady bits!

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« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2018, 08:04:55 pm »

Yeah most women are complex.  There's a lot of crazy p**sy in this world too.  Just make sure you know the difference and stay the hell away from the 2nd one LOL...sometimes they hide the crazy really well for awhile until they got their claws firmly embedded & then you're screwed, just know it when u see it & GTFO if that happens lol.

Sometimes i wish i could take a beautiful woman and stick a man-brain in her and all will be good LOL ah well there's a reason we need ying and yang.  The good thing is, there's lots of sweet wondeful women out there, i feel bad for them cuz we're aholes and it seems hard to find a good fella.
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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2018, 08:07:56 pm »
Sometimes i wish i could take a beautiful woman and stick a man-brain in her

You do know how to put your foot in your mouth
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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2018, 09:54:03 pm »
Women and men are EXACTLY THE SAME
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Re: Personal Stuff
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2018, 10:07:40 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

Not sure how to post youtubes on here......

But here's a little help for you fellas ^^^   ;D
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