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He's not the worst conservative in the world, amiright ?  

Yes, actually he is
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No, but I would still like to give him a liberal pinch
1 (12.5%)
No, but we should tax him more
4 (50%)
No, but he still annoys me
2 (25%)
No, but I still dislike his views despite speaking with him over 10+ years
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Author Topic: Ode to Argus  (Read 240 times)

Offline MH

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Re: Ode to Argus
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2017, 08:11:36 am »
Onstage last night I had a chance to kiss a fellow cast member.  ( No script - this is improv. )  She went for it but I'm a gay character so I had to pass on that one.

She's the type who smokes cigars... I also was always attracted - platonically and otherwise - to lesbians when I was in high school.  Not making the volleyball or soccer teams though I tried may have done it.  It also may be the photos that leaked of the jocks getting together for some light s&m play...  Small town Catholic school.... meh.... Twin Peaks is real...

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Re: Ode to Argus
« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2017, 01:27:21 pm »
Everyone knows lesbians play softball.

And Subarus.

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Re: Ode to Argus
« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2017, 01:34:43 pm »
Everyone knows lesbians play softball.

And Subarus.

Did not know that but those are yet two more great things about Lesbians. 

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Re: Ode to Argus
« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2017, 11:34:36 pm »
She's the type who smokes cigars... I also was always attracted - platonically and otherwise - to lesbians when I was in high school.  Not making the volleyball or soccer teams though I tried may have done it.  It also may be the photos that leaked of the jocks getting together for some light s&m play...  Small town Catholic school.... meh.... Twin Peaks is real...

cigar-smoking s&m lesbian jocks?

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We didn't have cigars at my school...

 -k

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Re: Ode to Argus
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2017, 05:37:59 am »
cigar-smoking s&m lesbian jocks?
 

No -  the jocks were boys.

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Re: Ode to Argus
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2017, 09:55:37 am »
No -  the jocks were boys.

I see.  So your interest in lesbians and women with cigars is a result of failing to make the volleyball team and seeing leaked photos of dudes getting frisky?

 -k

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Re: Ode to Argus
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2017, 07:17:19 pm »
Yes, doctor I think so.

Same time next week?
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