Good news, everyone!
Corey Perry, the cheap-shot artist from Anaheim made his season debut tonight by firing a puck in practice at two Jets players, then attempted to injure Jets star defenseman Josh Morrissey. Did the Jets retaliate with dirty tactics? Of course not! The Jets lit up the Ducks with six straight goals, in a 9-3 rout of Anaheim.
The Jets are now one point back of the Calgary Flames for the #1 spot in the Western Conference.