Against my better judgment I decided to watch Fifty Shades of Grey. I expected it to be about an innocent woman who meets a sexy billionaire into kink and she ends up enjoying the hidden pleasures of the lifestyle.
But no, that would at least give it some originality. It was Beauty and the Beast meets Twillight meets 9 1/2 Weeks.
Gag-worthy but it sucked me in like an election night where you're on the losing team but you keep watching hoping for some miracle to turn things around. In the end, I lost anyway.
The worst part is that it ends with a cliff-hanger and now I hate myself for wanting to know what happens next.
This is a Netflix un-Recommendation. If there is a hint of curiosity, DO NOT act on it.
It's not as bad as you expect it to be, it's worse! Way, way worse.