Canadian Politics Today

I was at a bar last night after work and they had a movie playing on the big screen with no audio. For 10 minutes I thought it was Spinal Tap, because of the dudes with ridiculous hair and guitars. Gradually occurred to me that Spinal Tap didn't have gratuitous nudity or people injecting heroin.

Waitress: "Is this a porno?"

Bartender: "Motley Crue documentary on Netflix!"

Manager: "I'm not sure we should be playing this. It's six o'clock, families might still come in."

Bartender: "This is a great family movie!"

Waitress: "That guy puked on a stripper."

Bartender: "That's a great teachable moment for your kids."

So, uh, there's a lot of debauchery. It appears to be mostly about drugs and strippers.

 -k