Sorry, Ostrich.
I drove through KC in 2005 and I think they had a huge billboard of Stockwell Day. We thought we would take a highway 97C that looked pretty straight - and headed to Merritt on the way to Vancouver. But it went straight up to the sky and our lil van was loaded to the top. I had to floor it just to stay at about 80 km/h.
I like Mike City but it's expensive...