I had the good fortune, and the ability I hasten to add, to become a "Cardinal" whilst over nighting in the lovely little community of Makkovik up on the Labrador coast. Qualifying for that prestige requires some concentration and some Scotch, preferably single malt. One must first of all state "I drink to the health of Cardinal Puff for the first time". Then clap ones hands once, fold ones arms once, stand up and sit back down once, and then take a healthy sip of whiskey once. Then proceed to number two, which is like number one only you do everything twice. Then you get to thrice, and you're done. However if you err at any point you must start over and as you do your glass will be refilled. I made it but not the first time around. If you wish to address me as Cardinal feel free to do so. I am qualified.