Some years ago as irt got close to Halloween I went and got the biggest pumpkin I could find, carved the pie making guts out of it and the proceeded to carve a really scary face. Then I took some of the stringy guts and placed tehm in the mouth so it looked like pumpkin puke. Then I put a candle inside, stuck the butcher knife in its head and poured a mix of water and red food color over the top. My lady said "Oh I think that's a bit too scary". I stuck it out at the front door anyway. When we went to the door to hand out candies, I got teh greatest kick out of how even the youngest, 3 year old little girls laughed like crazy when they came up to meet my butchered scary pumpkin.