In this thread, and in this thread ONLY, i will moderate/edit/manipulate the posts of participants in hilarious ways (at least to me) as i see fit to make me (and possibly others) laugh. This way I can get off my chest my clear yearning to be a totalitarian dictator moderator and propagandist a la Stalin/Hitler while also living out my dream to be a old-timey comedian a la Charlie Chaplin.
INFORMED CONSENT WARNING:
Any posters who post in this thread agree to:
1) Have a darned sense of humour
and,
2) let me manipulate their posts in ways I find hilarious.
and,
3) stop posting in thread if I offend their tender sensibilities instead of whining like a toddler
and,
4) above all, have fun!
Post away!...