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Offline Queefer Sutherland

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Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« on: July 13, 2019, 05:23:02 pm »
In this thread, and in this thread ONLY, i will moderate/edit/manipulate the posts of participants in hilarious ways (at least to me) as i see fit to make me (and possibly others) laugh.  This way I can get off my chest my clear yearning to be a totalitarian dictator moderator and propagandist a la Stalin/Hitler while also living out my dream to be a old-timey comedian a la Charlie Chaplin.

INFORMED CONSENT WARNING:

Any posters who post in this thread agree to:

1) Have a darned sense of humour
and,
2) let me manipulate their posts in ways I find hilarious.
and,
3) stop posting in thread if I offend their tender sensibilities instead of whining like a toddler
and,
4) above all, have fun!

Post away!...
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 05:26:37 pm by Poonlight Graham »
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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2019, 06:18:35 pm »
INFORMED CONSENT WARNING:

Any posters who post in this thread agree to:

1) Give handjobs to the homeless
and,
2) not smell like homeless semen
and,
3) tell us your favorite physical feature of your wife?
and,
4) above all, have fun!

Post away!...

1) Hope so
2) No
3) ****
4) Hope so
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 06:33:07 pm by Poonlight Graham »
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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2019, 06:59:09 pm »
I don't know what's going on anymore.

I also just licked my own butt.

Also, check it out guys I just lost 10 pounds:


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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2019, 08:38:02 pm »
I don't know what's going on anymore.

Taxme Charles and Greg again or some other creep from you know where?

Upon further reflection, I also firmly believe that Donald Trump is the greatest POTUS of ours and any generation.  MAGA!!!!
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 11:40:34 pm by Poonlight Graham »

Offline Michael Hardner

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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2019, 08:51:38 pm »
How will we know it's not the original poster being hilarious ?

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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2019, 09:01:54 pm »
Good point. We'll see how it progresses if it does.

Now excuse me while i peer out my bedside window at the sexy teen neighbour nextdoor.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2019, 11:27:50 pm by Poonlight Graham »
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Offline Michael Hardner

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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2019, 09:33:06 pm »
ok.

Here is a post I wrote and no one else:

I AM MICHAEL, WRITING A POST.  BY GOD, I WILL POST IT NOW OR MY NAME IS NOT MICHAEL HARDNER. I, MICHAEL HARDNER, CANNOT STOP VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILE THINKING ABOUT POONLIGHT'S PACKAGE THAT I HEAR IS AS THICK AND LONG AS THE TRANSMOUNTAIN PIPELINE.  BUT THAT'S NOT BITUMEN FLOWING BY GOLLY!
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Offline Queefer Sutherland

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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2019, 11:26:29 pm »
How will we know it's not the original poster being hilarious ?

This is a good point.  I'm trying to figure this out myself.  I thought maybe putting my edits in italics or something.

Or maybe the confusion will bring hilarity all it's own!
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Offline Queefer Sutherland

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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2019, 11:28:27 pm »
Good point. We'll see how it progresses if it does.

Now excuse me while i peer out my bedside window at the sexy teen neighbour nextdoor.

My edits are in italics.  See it just isn't as funny.
"Nipples is one of the great minds of our time!" - Bubbermiley

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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2019, 12:05:18 am »
Yep, another braindead creeptard as expected.

P.S.:  MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!  WHO'S WITH ME??!!?
« Last Edit: July 14, 2019, 12:13:55 am by Poonlight Graham »

Offline Queefer Sutherland

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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2019, 12:11:22 am »
Yep, another braindead creeptard as expected.

Please see rules 1, 3, and 4 in the OP.
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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2019, 05:23:35 am »
I did just lose 10 pounds. I put on a few after I nearly got my dick cut off.

Offline Michael Hardner

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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2019, 08:38:12 am »
I, Michael Hardner, have just completed my full medical transformation into a woman.  These hips don't lie.

You will all call me Maria Hardner now. Preferred pronoun: she/her.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2019, 01:59:36 am by Poonlight Graham »

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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2019, 12:27:08 pm »
Um.

So...

How do we all think this is going ?  Maybe it's necessary but...

Um.

I tyhink I'll abide by the "INFORMED CONSENT WARNING": and discontinue posting on this site. Perhaps the boss should just delete it.

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Re: Fun being Stalin-Hitler-Chaplin
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2019, 10:09:09 pm »
They think they're hilarious.  Lol

Also, 3 cheers for aboriginal genocide!  HIP-HIP!!....
« Last Edit: July 15, 2019, 01:55:25 am by Poonlight Graham »