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Online Michael Hardner

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fake Melania !
« on: October 18, 2017, 02:31:30 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2017, 03:08:40 pm »
  :D :D  Fake Melania!!!  Bwahahahaha!!   :D :D

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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2017, 03:23:48 pm »
Hey did the fake Melania smack Trump's hand away like the real one did while strolling down the red carpet?
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2017, 03:12:46 am »
Obviously: like Queen Amidala, Melania Trump uses an elaborately costumed body-double to foil would-be assassins!

Observers have noticed that a Secret Service agent assigned to Melania Trump looks more than a little like Mrs Trump herself:

http://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-secret-service-agent-body-double-conspiracy-2017-10/

But which one is the real Mrs Trump?? Maybe the real Melania is lurking a few steps behind, as this look-alike Secret Service agent walks beside the President, ready to protect the Preident, and ready to take a sniper bullet intended for Melania as well.

This would explain why she slapped Trump's hand away in that video clip!

Trump: "Want to grab the hiney."
S.S. Agent: "No grabby. Working."


For this conspiracy theory to really take off, though, I think it has to involve Obama or Da Jooos. 
 * "Obama replaces Melania Trump with pod-grown clone!"
 * "Globalist Kushner replaces mother-in-law with mindless automaton!"

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Online Michael Hardner

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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2017, 05:20:54 am »
Is this photo ok ?  ( I made it small. )



Wow. She is a stick.  I prefer chubby girls, but I digress.

If somebody is a model isn't it really hard to find a double ?
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2017, 09:10:12 am »
Well why do you think she is wearing a hat and trenchcoat and sunglasses, Sherlock?

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Online Michael Hardner

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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2017, 09:15:27 am »
To hide her body ?
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2017, 02:21:07 pm »
It does seem like gaslighting is an effective political strategy though.
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2018, 12:46:27 pm »
The Fake Melania conspiracy theory seems to have faded, but now people are asking: "Where is Melania?"   She went in for kidney surgery 3 weeks ago, and has not been seen since!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/commentisfree/2018/jun/02/missing-melania-trump-barely-makes-news-things-are-getting-weirder

As you can imagine there are many conspiracy theories going around...

 -her "face is bleeding badly from a face-lift" and she does not want to be seen in public until she heals.
 -or maybe El Trumpo hit her and she can not be seen in public until she heals.
 -she has fled the White House and is preparing for a divorce.
 -she has fled the White House and is living with Barack and Michelle as she writes a tell-all book.
 -she has been abducted by a foreign power and is being used to blackmail the President.
 -she is dead.

My personal suspicion is that when she returns to the public eye, she will have mysteriously grown breasts that are one size larger than those of Stormy Daniels.

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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2018, 01:13:39 pm »
Quote from: kimmy on June 02, 2018, 12:46:27 pm
The Fake Melania conspiracy theory seems to have faded, but now people are asking: "Where is Melania?"   She went in for kidney surgery 3 weeks ago, and has not been seen since!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/commentisfree/2018/jun/02/missing-melania-trump-barely-makes-news-things-are-getting-weirder

As you can imagine there are many conspiracy theories going around...

 -her "face is bleeding badly from a face-lift" and she does not want to be seen in public until she heals.
 -or maybe El Trumpo hit her and she can not be seen in public until she heals.
 -she has fled the White House and is preparing for a divorce.
 -she has fled the White House and is living with Barack and Michelle as she writes a tell-all book.
 -she has been abducted by a foreign power and is being used to blackmail the President.
 -she is dead.

My personal suspicion is that when she returns to the public eye, she will have mysteriously grown breasts that are one size larger than those of Stormy Daniels.

 -k

That list of conspiracies I think could all be true and connected. ie: she needs the face lift after Trump hit her and therefore doesn't want to be seen in public. And what is being referred to as a "foreign power" is actually the care and concern of Michelle and Barack where she is in fact preparing for divorce and at the same time writing a tell all book, excerpts of which will be forwarded to Trump in an attempt to blackmail him. And she could end up dead if there is anyone left in the CIA  who supports Trump and has a concealed carry permit.
In which case she won't need the boob job.
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