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Offline Omni

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Re: fake Melania !
« on: June 02, 2018, 01:13:39 pm »
The Fake Melania conspiracy theory seems to have faded, but now people are asking: "Where is Melania?"   She went in for kidney surgery 3 weeks ago, and has not been seen since!

As you can imagine there are many conspiracy theories going around...

 -her "face is bleeding badly from a face-lift" and she does not want to be seen in public until she heals.
 -or maybe El Trumpo hit her and she can not be seen in public until she heals.
 -she has fled the White House and is preparing for a divorce.
 -she has fled the White House and is living with Barack and Michelle as she writes a tell-all book.
 -she has been abducted by a foreign power and is being used to blackmail the President.
 -she is dead.

My personal suspicion is that when she returns to the public eye, she will have mysteriously grown breasts that are one size larger than those of Stormy Daniels.


That list of conspiracies I think could all be true and connected. ie: she needs the face lift after Trump hit her and therefore doesn't want to be seen in public. And what is being referred to as a "foreign power" is actually the care and concern of Michelle and Barack where she is in fact preparing for divorce and at the same time writing a tell all book, excerpts of which will be forwarded to Trump in an attempt to blackmail him. And she could end up dead if there is anyone left in the CIA  who supports Trump and has a concealed carry permit.
In which case she won't need the boob job.