I'm learning to love canned mystery meat.
Has it occurred to you that the "beef", "pork", and "chicken" you currently eat may also be "mystery meat" to some degree? Just curious.
I recall when I was younger reading news stories about young girls in Latin America developing breasts and menstruating because the meat they were eating was full of artificial hormones fed to animals to make them grow faster. I went vegetarian for a few weeks but quit because I hated tofu.
-k