Congratulations, but I would not want to bring a baby into a world of NDP/GP minority governments.
Good for you for getting off kale- I ate it for a while in my cancer days but then I was not so sure if it really is that good for you.
I wonder what it could do to a fetus although with all the alcohol you will need to drink to suffer under the new political regime I think that will be the least of your placentas' worries.