I thought you were better than this..... 
I ... I don't even know what happened. The last thing I remembered was celebrating Canada Day a day early by going to a bunch of Happy Hours after work. Some end at 5, others end at 6, so if you time it right you can do several. I was on foot, so I started at places close to work, and finished at the place closest to home. Anyway, that's the last thing I remember, then I wake up in the middle of the night on my couch, fully dressed and holding a note that says "covfefe". All the steps in between are kind of a blur.
If I was posting here, that probably means I wasn't having sex.
-k