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Offline kimmy

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2017, 10:17:46 pm »
???  You quitting ?  Cutting  back ?

I kind of overdid it on the weekend so I'm giving my liver a few days to catch up.

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2017, 06:15:05 am »
I kind of overdid it on the weekend so I'm giving my liver a few days to catch up.

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Aw.... :(  Take it easy, girl...

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2017, 09:25:25 pm »
Kimmy!

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2017, 05:54:11 am »
 ???

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2017, 09:06:10 am »
Kimmy!

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Is this kind of like South Park?

TIMMY!!!

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« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2017, 09:40:58 am »
At risk of being wrong and incurring the ire of kimmy, I would guess its an objection to the use of "girl."

Or perhaps just a celebration of "self."

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2017, 09:43:22 am »
Ah, ok.  I'm being overly familiar maybe ?  Sorry if that's so.

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2017, 10:12:23 pm »
???

Did I stutter??

At risk of being wrong and incurring the ire of kimmy, I would guess its an objection to the use of "girl."

lol, no!

Or perhaps just a celebration of "self."

Yeah! Just trying to create some enthusiasm around here!

Is this kind of like South Park?

TIMMY!!!

Well when you put it that way it does sound kind of retarded. :(

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2017, 10:24:42 pm »
Kimmy !!!

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2017, 10:50:54 am »


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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2017, 10:13:11 pm »
...and so I said "I'm sorry, Admiral, but if there isn't any vermouth in it, you're not drinking a Martini, you're just drinking cold gin."   Well!  As you can imagine, he was nonplussed, to say the least! He adjusts his monocle and says "My dear Kim. If you insist on polluting a perfectly fine beverage with that Italian rubbish, I think we will have to part company."  And so it seemed it would come to pass. But at that moment, who should arrive but our mutual acquaintance, Sheikh Ahmed al-Shabazz!  With three of his favorite girls and a whole suitcase full of **** and Yankee currency!  Needless to say, the Admiral completely forgot about vermouth, and things got decidedly festive from there on.   The next thing I knew, I awoke with a pounding headache, wearing the Admiral's hat and monocle, and found no sign of him or the Sheikh anywhere!  I found one of the girls and stirred her awake, and said "what in the blazes happened? Where are we?"  "This is the Sheikh's penthouse," she replied.  "Good heavens," I told her. "How did we get to Monaco? I don't remember leaving the lounge!" "Silly!" she laughed, "that was three days ago! You really don't remember any of it?"

But yeah, so long story short I was looking at the cocktails menu, and of all the so-called "martinis", only a couple had gin, and none at all had any vermouth.

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2017, 09:33:58 am »
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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2017, 11:18:47 pm »
Martini is used to describe every garbage, fruit juice and alcohol crap a bar serves nowadays. It’s a god damned travesty. If a bar has a “martini” menu that tells me they’re probably not very good at making real cocktails.

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2017, 06:25:32 am »
Martini is used to describe every garbage, fruit juice and alcohol crap a bar serves nowadays. It’s a god damned travesty. If a bar has a “martini” menu that tells me they’re probably not very good at making real cocktails.

This trend was in play by at least 2001 as I remember.  A 'Crantini' - Vodka + Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice ? 

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Re: Drunk Culture
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2017, 09:44:34 pm »
After hours of research and development, focus-group testing, and experimentation, I'm moderately pleased to introduce the Kimtini!

 1 oz Gin
 1 oz Akvavit
 1/2 oz Vermouth

 Shaken, not stirred, garnish with curl of orange rind, or not, and enjoy!

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