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Offline Queefer Sutherland

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Testicles
« on: December 22, 2017, 11:20:23 pm »
So many skin folds, so little time!

How did humans run around hunting boar 100k years ago prior to tighty underwears and that junk flopping everywhere?  How painful!

All those veins inside there...where do they all go?  What do they do?

Where is my sperm sitting right now?  Is it inside the nuts or swimming around in my ball fluid?

Why do balls have to be cold to produce sperm?  That's weird!

Women have their balls inside their bodies and ours are on the outside...NOT FAIR!

Why are testies so damn ugly?  What's uglier, testicles or a ****?

Why do we have 2 balls?  WHy not one really big one?  Why not 3?

Were jelly beans modelled after the exact shape of man-nuts?

Testicles are a funny name, how'd the come up with that!
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2017, 12:17:45 am »
Back when I was heterosexual,  I accidentally placed a knee upon a vulnerable area of my special guy's anatomy.  I felt really badly about it.

I find it oddly endearing that men are so anatomically vulnerable in this way.  They are strong, they are courageous, they are warriors and providers... and yet, they are vulnerable. Were I still heterosexual, I'd protect my special guy's anatomy as best I could, and would examine regularly for any trace of cancer or tumor.

I find it weird that blows to the testicles are the height of lowbrow comedy.


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Re: Testicles
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2017, 10:31:07 am »
Even really, really tough guys...


Offline Queefer Sutherland

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2023, 05:45:33 pm »
6 years later, and we have not solved these mysteries.
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2023, 06:34:37 pm »
I masturbated into a cup a bunch of times... Now I have two kids.
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2023, 07:51:56 pm »
Back when I was heterosexual,  I accidentally placed a knee upon a vulnerable area of my special guy's anatomy.  I felt really badly about it.

I find it oddly endearing that men are so anatomically vulnerable in this way.  They are strong, they are courageous, they are warriors and providers... and yet, they are vulnerable. Were I still heterosexual, I'd protect my special guy's anatomy as best I could, and would examine regularly for any trace of cancer or tumor.

I find it weird that blows to the testicles are the height of lowbrow comedy.


Idiocracy, the world's first precognitive documentary:


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Sticking them on the outside was just God's way of having a little fun, as well as evening the odds for women.
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Re: Testicles
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2023, 09:40:44 pm »
I..... loved the opening post? WTF?

Looking at the date I'd had a baby a month prior so maybe I was sleep deprived or something when I read it.

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's still funny, but LOVE?!? A post about BALLS?!?

 
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Offline Queefer Sutherland

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2023, 10:53:25 pm »
I..... loved the opening post? WTF?

Looking at the date I'd had a baby a month prior so maybe I was sleep deprived or something when I read it.

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's still funny, but LOVE?!? A post about BALLS?!?

Your child would not have been conceived without those balls.  You knew the score in 2017.
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Offline Queefer Sutherland

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Re: Testicles
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2023, 10:56:12 pm »
I masturbated into a cup a bunch of times... Now I have two kids.

I didn't know that's how it works.
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2024, 06:42:41 am »
I didn't know that's how it works.

Sometimes.


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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2024, 12:21:02 pm »
I pee'd in a cup and poured it on her head like Michael said.   Let's see what happens.
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2024, 06:55:48 pm »
I pee'd in a cup and poured it on her head like Michael said.   Let's see what happens.

I hope your dog house is insulated.