So many skin folds, so little time!
How did humans run around hunting boar 100k years ago prior to tighty underwears and that junk flopping everywhere? How painful!
All those veins inside there...where do they all go? What do they do?
Where is my sperm sitting right now? Is it inside the nuts or swimming around in my ball fluid?
Why do balls have to be cold to produce sperm? That's weird!
Women have their balls inside their bodies and ours are on the outside...NOT FAIR!
Why are testies so damn ugly? What's uglier, testicles or a
****?
Why do we have 2 balls? WHy not one really big one? Why not 3?
Were jelly beans modelled after the exact shape of man-nuts?
Testicles are a funny name, how'd the come up with that!