There's your trouble: you're removing agency from the highly profitable mega corporation and casting them as helpless victims of people palming pregnancy tests. Incredibly cucked behaviour.
Who said they’re helpless? They’re quite capable of making back money in theft by cutting costs at their supplier level. That doesn’t sound helpless at all.
It sounds like you are lacking imagination when you say that stealing from big companies is a “victimless crime”. That’s just idiotic.