Guess what today is? Yes, a day before the election. Yes, it's also a Sunday. But also, today is
International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Since pirate ships were primitive democracies, how about we make Canadian political statements in Pirate?
Arrr, tomorrow The Cap'n might be taken below and keel-hauled. More likely, according to the polls, he might lose a few of his mates to the Kraken.