My name's Colin, age 40, from Maryland (United States, east coast). My moniker "Super Colin Blow" comes from an old "commercial" on Saturday Night Live ("You need to eat 7 bowls of 'Total' to equal the amount of fiber in new 'Super Colon Blow!'").
I remember the "Super Colon Blow" commercial. If only real-world products were so candid.
-k