Shady's the kind of retard who would call in a bomb threat to a public library and get mad when he gets arrested because there wasn't really a bomb.
Black Dog is the kind of retard that would charge somebody with attempted murder because they thought they could kill somebody by looking at them with a really mean stare.
Btw, what would I be arrested for? Not attempted murder, retard. Nice self-own. Thanks for proving my point.