You may not identify as 'conservative' (I do) but the 'new conservatives' are a different breed altogether.
They are VEHEMENTLY against deficits, unless a
****-grabbing idiot tells them it's ok.
They are VEHEMENTLY pro-business, unless the businesses are liberal tech companies.
They are VEHEMENTLY against globalism, except for the exports of their country's goods and the import of cheap consumer goods.
And they use the through-the-looking-glass doublethink language of zealots...