The US is not poor.
The US is the richest country in the world.
Canada has the highest quality of life in the entire world. So if you're a Canadian:
CAN-A-DA! CAN-A-DA! CAN-A-DA!
We're number 1! We're number 1! We're number 1!
We're the best! We're the best! We're the best!
And now let's just understand that and return to being polite and humble. The rest of the world appreciates us for that.