I went out drinking one night in St. Louis. I think it was 2014. They took us out where they have 'low rail' booze, ie. cheap. I got drunk and started babbling to some kid in a hockey shirt about hockey and I think he thought I was cruising him.
Anyway, the worst thing about Missouri is that people like to pass other cars at 1 mph faster than the car they are passing. This results in 2 by 2 rows of cars holding me up on the I70 as I try to head west to BurningMan.