Top Ten Signs Your Toddler May Be A Quasar
1. Toddler is 100X more luminous than the Milky Way.
2. Toddler was not born, but created out of superheated matter falling into a black hole.
3. Toddler is a very fast crawler, at 93% of the speed of light.
4. Although no longer a baby, grandma would never guess that toddler is up to 6 times the age of the solar system.
5. Toddler consumes, typically, 1 solar mass per year.
6. Toddler is difficult to tell apart from a star, even using the Hubble Telescope.